Like Most People, I Have Wanted To Punch A Stadium Mascot
But I Didn't Do It Because Of Society
AUTHOR’S NOTE: In honor of baseball’s annual return, I re-post a humorous essay from last year. Go Royals!
Evidently Irish boxer Conor McGregor actually punched out "Burner," the Miami Heat mascot during an ill-conceived promotion during Game 4 of the NBA Finals.
Years ago a colleague from Cleveland gifted me a pair of his (now) Guardians season tickets. …