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Consultant Report: I Am Deeply Concerned About Adventure Bay's Emergency Response Regime

Executive Summary: It's a 10 Year Old, a Bunch of Puppies, and About A Billion Dollars Worth of Equipment

This memorandum memorializes my observations and assessment of Adventure Bay’s Emergency Response Regime per statutory requirement.

Adventure Bay seems like a lovely community amidst an almost implausibly diverse ecosystem. The city gets its name from a sparkling bay spanned with a beautiful suspension bridge. Its small, older population enjoys oceanside living with close proximity to an alpine mountain with a thriving winter sports industry.

Clearly, Adventure Bay’s remarkable eco-diversity demands a robust emergency response regime, as it must safeguard and defend a deep-water harbor as well as police alpine residential and commercial interests. An equipment inventory of Alpine Bay’s Emergency Response Team counts no fewer than 26 vehicles, including a jet and a submarine.

I must point out that …