Elon: Don't Make Jokes. You're Bad At It.

An Open Letter to Elon Musk

Since 2016, Elon, you assholes have hurt a lot of vulnerable people who deserved a hell of a lot better than what they got from you. I know you don’t give a shit but a lot of us do. So yeah, it’s hard to laugh at your jokes.

Dear Elon:

You posted this on X today.

Heh. I get it. Hard not to get it, as the humor isn’t exactly subtle.

It’s just not funny. And I don’t mean “it’s not funny because the New York Times is sacred to me,” or “it’s not funny because I think Elon Musk is a tool (which I do).”

It’s just not funny.

No I get it, Elon. You think the New York Times is “woke” and you inserted the word “woke” for “York” and used the same font. I get it.

The joke is objectively unfunny. I give three reasons.

I have additional ones, but you’re a malignant narcissist and there is no chance I can keep your attention that long.